“That and those pants.”

“They’re extremely comfortable!”

Worst. Idea. Ever.

What, handing me a gun?

Taking awkward pictures of my girlfriend at random times.
It’s what I do, man.

How did I not know that this existed?!

How is everyone?

I’m great, Yourself?

I’m well, thank you. Just hungry.

Someone took the last cookie.

That’s not nice! We want more cookies!

I know! they’re my favourite ones as well.